It's 7 a.m. on a Wednesday and the sun isn't even warm yet. Do you know where your congressman is? He might be working out outside Longworth while Rep. Markwayne Mullin makes fun of him.
Partisanship may rule the Hill every other day of the week, but for this hour, everyone agrees: Burpees suck.
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