Using the comments section below, vote for your favorite caption until 5 p.m. ET Thursday.
Here are this week’s finalists:
- If you like your facial hair, you will be able to keep it. Period.
- We're not shaving until HealthCare.gov works!
- Look, I really think these bipartisan beards will help us grow the economy.
- It's about time we had some growth around here.
- Has anybody found out if razor burn is covered by the Affordable Care Act?