Nathan’s (Mostly) Political One-Liners: Roseanne, Fraudulent Signatures and Kindness
What’s running through my head on Friday, April 6
Since my inclination is to write 4,000 words about everything, I’m trying something new by limiting myself to one line of opinion or analysis per race or existential thought. Here goes:
Florida Senate (Part One)
Florida Senate (Part Two)
Democrats attacking Scott for being a weak vote-getter in favorable GOP years is rich, considering many Democratic senators who are on the ballot this November were first elected in the Democratic wave of 2006 and re-elected on Obama’s coattails in 2012, one of whom (Montana Sen. Jon Tester) has never received a majority of the vote.
Iowa’s 3rd District
Democrat Theresa Greenfield’s fraudulent signatures remind me of some epic previous instances of failing to make the ballot, including Michigan Republican Thad McCotter, DC Mayor Anthony Williams, and Ohio Democrat Charlie Wilson, whose campaign manager/son couldn’t gather 50 valid signatures from the district.
We can all learn something from the story of a Cleveland Indians fan giving Japanese star rookie Shohei Ohtani’s first home run ball to a 9-year-old Angels fan, who then gave the ball back to Ohtani.
I talked to one Democratic strategist recently who made the distinction between riding a wave (when some campaign fundamentals may not be necessary) and having a wind at your back (when strong candidates and campaigns are needed to take advantage of the opportunity).
I’m confused, considering I grew up in a conservative household where I wasn’t allowed to watch the show because it was crude, and then Roseanne Barr made a mockery of the National Anthem and grabbed her crotch, and now she is a beacon of hope for conservatives and Republicans.
Star Wars Data
This story from over a year ago on data formats in the Star Wars universe is still one of the funniest things I’ve read in a long time.
Democrats can get excited about a recent Middle Tennessee State University poll that showed Democrat Phil Bredesen with a 10-point lead over Republican Marsha Blackburn, but it also shows the former two-term governor with 45 percent of the vote against a congresswoman who has never run statewide.
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