#FlipaDistrict Lights a Fire Under Peeved Constituents
Comedian Bill Maher isn’t the only one cracking wise about cleaning house on Capitol Hill.
The candidates for early retirement profiled on the latest episode of Maher’s HBO show include:
Rep. Mac Thornberry, R-Texas
“Bill Maher, as one pot smoking atheist to another, I hope you’re not full of s— with this flip a district plan,” the plaintiff pleaded. Speaker John A. Boehner, R-Ohio (2 votes)
“There’s really only one choice for your ‘hashtag’ flip a district.”
“Mr. John Boehner’s district. Imagine that.”
Rep. Ander Crenshaw, R-Fla.
“Please help Jacksonville and flip our district.”
Rep. Paul Broun, R-Ga.
“Paul Broun. This f—— guy, dude.”
Rep. Grace Meng, D-N.Y.
“Please help me flip Queens congressional district 6 from Grace Meng.”
Rep. Jim Gerlach, R-Pa.
“Can you please help us swing the 6th congressional district of Pennsylvania? Thank you.”
Rep. Chuck Fleischmann, R-Tenn.
“Our representative, Chuck Fleischmann, is a complete empty suit.”
Rep. Doug LaMalfa, R-Calif.
“Republican representative Doug LaMalfa.”
Rep. Steve Stockman, R-Texas
“My congressman is Steve Stockman and, uhh, I would like you to get the district flipped.”
To wit, the anti-Stockman crusader coughed up this little gem:
Good to know Maher has successfully smoked out the cannabis crowd.