Welcome Back, You Crazy Kids!
The second session of the 113th Congress is now fully under way.
And while we’re happy for the steady stream of fresh content, the truth is, it is an election year. So who knows how much time we have with the following striking personalities once the legislative wheels come careening off.
Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas
Folk hero? Conniving villain? Canadian?
Sen. Cruz has issued a statement against the 3 day CR.
— Niels Lesniewski (@nielslesniewski) January 15, 2014
We prefer to think of Cruz as the Senate’s wildest card.
Rep. Louie Gohmert, R-Texas
For always shooting from the hip.
Rep. Trey Radel, R-Fla.
Sometimes what you don’t say speaks volumes about where you are at in your life.
Rep. Aaron Schock, R-Ill.
You, sir, are gossip gold.
Rep. Steve Stockman, R-Texas
As best we can tell, the man has never met a conspiracy theory he didn’t like.
— Rep. Steve Stockman (@StockmanSenate) January 14, 2014
Fellow Republicans, on the other hand …