Quite a Hairy Situation | Capitol Quip

By Jason Dick

Posted November 6, 2013 at 5:18pm

Using the comments section below, vote for your favorite caption until 5 p.m. ET Thursday.

Here are this week’s finalists:

If you like your facial hair, you will be able to keep it. Period.
We’re not shaving until HealthCare.gov works!
Look, I really think these bipartisan beards will help us grow the economy.
It’s about time we had some growth around here.
Has anybody found out if razor burn is covered by the Affordable Care Act?

The cartoon with the winning caption will appear on this blog on Nov. 10 and in the Nov. 12 print edition of Roll Call. The contest winner will receive a signed color print of his or her Capitol Quip cartoon from the cartoonist, R.J. Matson.

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