Justin Amash’s Magical Twitter Rants

Posted September 10, 2013 at 5:57pm

Michigan Republican Rep. Justin Amash became seriously disillusioned Tuesday — warning his social-media flock not once, not twice, but thrice about the procedural sleight of hand designed to blunt President Barack Obama’s looming health care expansion.

The tea party favorite became possessed with the idea of raising the alarm before lunch, broadcasting this cryptic warning amid a slew of anti-Syria missives:

That set the stage for a full-fledged attack on party leaders:

Amash closed the nowhere-near-secret circle with a nod to his pop culture muses:

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No word on whether Twitter fans were spellbound by his appeals.

Next time, he should consider strapping on a prosthetic schnoz and choreograph a catchy song-and-dance number.