Getting to Know Marco Rubio
By Warren Rojas
Posted February 13, 2013 at 2:58pmWhile mainstream media got all hot and bothered about Florida Republican Sen. Marco Rubio’s post-SOTU drinking habits (Poland Spring ought to flood his political action committee with loot), Internet denizens have much more burning questions about the rising GOP star.
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I smell a holy war.
Bing

Now’s your chance to snap those all important “before” pics, Rogaine.
Yahoo!

Height-ists are the worst.
Ask

Confidence is medium that The Donald is all over this.
Alta Vista
