Horrormeister Endorses Mitt Romney’s ‘Apocalyptic Vision’

Posted October 29, 2012 at 11:02am

Joss Whedon, the brains behind cult classics “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” and “Dr. Horrible’s Sing-A-Long Blog” as well as the record-shattering comic book tent pole movie “The Avengers,” believes GOP hopeful Mitt Romney is uniquely qualified to shepherd us into a “Walking Dead”-like nightmare:

“He’s not afraid to face a ravening, grasping horde of subhumans because that’s how he sees poor people already,” Whedon says of the former Bain Capital CEO.

We, for one, look forward to a future where “the 1 percent will no longer be the very rich, it’ll be the very fast.”

Now, if you’ll excuse us, we’ve got to register for parkour lessons ASAP.