HOH’s One-Minute Recess: Need a Job? Get Naked!

Posted September 7, 2011 at 12:13pm

For every cause, there is at least one voice that rises above the fray to advocate for the interests of the few to the powerful.

Are you looking for a job? Do you think you can be that voice? Do you hate wearing pants? Well then, the American Association for Nude Recreation can’t wait to place you in the perfect position!

The nonprofit group is looking for a new executive director to serve “as the credible voice for nude recreation in the Americas for 80 years.”

“The candidate for this position must endorse the principles and standards of the Association,” the group says in its job posting. “Be prepared to advocate and educate society that social family nude recreation is wholesome and healthy, and live accordingly.”

That’s right. Only nudists need apply. Lord knows every lobbyist needs more naked time, so join them, won’t you?

Important: The AANR is headquartered in central Florida, which makes sense because it is warm there. The group serves “40,000 members and over 270 resorts, clubs, campgrounds and participating businesses.”