MEMORANDUM: Next on Springer?

Posted June 18, 2003 at 4:00pm



MEMORANDUM

TO: Producers, “Jerry Springer Show”

FROM: Dale Butland, Communications Director, Jerry Springer Exploratory Committee

DATE: June 19, 2003

RE: Next on Springer?

Hey Gang,

Greetings from the (soon to be official) campaign trail! Our good friend and mutual boss and I were kicking around some ideas about how to generate “buzz,” as we say in the business, for Jerry’s upcoming announcement. We were hoping we might be able to come up with some “tie-ins” (I’m really getting the hang of the industry jargon, huh?) between the show and the upcoming Senate race.

Let us know what you think about the suggestions. You can have your people touch base with my people, or we can all do lunch next time Jer and I are in town.

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Ciao,

Dale

P.S. If you hear any good dirt on the Senate Democratic leadership, let us know ASAP. We’re hoping to pull together a show during sweeps. Maybe “Daschle: Down and Dirty in Dakota”?