Using the comments section below, vote for your favorite caption until 5 p.m. Eastern Thursday.
Here are this week’s finalists:
— Careful, I've heard the most dangerous place in Washington is between Chuck Schu...oh...right. Never mind. — Take it from me: you should exercise precaution .... — Don't spring into action now. It's not Schumer time yet ... — Not yet, Chuck! I've still got the job for another 21 months!!!
The cartoon with the winning caption will appear on this blog on April 12th and in the following print edition of Roll Call. The contest winner will receive a signed color print of his or her Capitol Quip cartoon from the cartoonist, R.J. Matson.
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