- Can my fuel last until after the 2016 elections?
- Yes, I KNOW it's a no-fly zone.
- Come any closer and we'll release the flying monkeys!!!
- I'm getting dizzy.
- Uh... With Ben Franklin given this charge, I'm worried lightning might strike first.
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