Perhaps even superheroes can't stand the thought of getting too close to Congress. That was one possible explanation for the failure of Awesome Con to secure a world record for assembled costumed players photographed at one time.
Promoters had hoped to turn out thousands on Friday at noon for a record-breaking photo in front of the Capitol's Reflecting Pool. The stage was set. Social media was activated. Commissioner Gordon sent out the Bat signal. There might have been an Aquaman siting in the murky depths of the duck-riddled Reflecting Pool.
Alas, it wasn't meant to be. At 11:45 a.m., only a few dozen costumed players were milling around. Guinness World Record officiants were there, folders in hand, to see if D.C. Awesome Con could best China's World Joyland, which assembled 1,530 crusaders in 2011.
As the final calls went out over Twitter as the clock struck close to 1 p.m., explanations were bandied about. Some cosplayers apparently went to the Reflecting Pool connecting the Lincoln Memorial to the World War II Memorial. Apparently, superpowers didn't include map-reading skills for that bunch. Didn't matter. Only around 200 or so showed, well short of the record.
"Can I get a picture of Little Batman in front of the Capitol?" one tourist asked a mother-son dynamic duo. As Little Batman obliged, the shutterbug asked, "Are you there to protect Congress?"
At least somebody is.