"Regrets, I've had a few, but then again, too few to mention..." "I'm rich, I'm very, very, very rich." "I'll be the greatest pageant winner I ever created." "For the Talent Competition, I'll simply be myself." "The best red, white and blue has looked in two centuries."
The cartoon with the winning caption will appear on this blog Saturday and in the following print edition of Roll Call. The contest winner will receive a signed color print of his or her Capitol Quip cartoon from the cartoonist, R.J. Matson.
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