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HOH’s One-Minute Recess: Senate Secret Santas — Unveiled

Seasonally inspired Senators traded partisanship for goodwill last night during the chamber’s inaugural Secret Santa exchange. Sen. Al Franken (D-Minn.) convinced 60-plus lawmakers to join him in the holiday gift swap, which turned out to have an artificial cap of $10 per present.

Among the booty:

• Wyoming Republican John Barrasso scored a $20 gift certificate for Barnes & Noble. “There’s a $10 limit — I got a $20 gift certificate,” Barrasso marveled.

“What about reining in our budgetary spending?” our HOH spy inquired. “Well, remember who gave it to me ...” Barrasso said, suggesting it was a Democrat.

• New Hampshire Democrat Jeanne Shaheen netted a Michael Smith CD (Tennessee musician) from Tennessee Republican Bob Corker.

• Alabama Republican Richard Shelby received maple syrup from Spring Harvest Maple Farm from Shaheen.

• North Dakota Democrat Kent Conrad walked off with a “Texas Border Patrol” trucker cap courtesy of Texas Republican Kay Bailey Hutchison. The new lid was part of an ongoing joke between Conrad and the one-time Texas gubernatorial hopeful (he’d volunteered to help her with tighter border security if she had won that race; Hutchison’s gift came with a note stating, “Keeping my promises”).

• West Virginia Democrat Joe Manchin was bequeathed a six-pack of craft beer and a sock filled with actual lumps of coal from Colorado Democrat Mark Udall.

• Nebraska Republican Mike Johanns can spice up his life with the bottle of Anchor Bar buffalo wing sauce shared by New York Democrat Charles Schumer.

• West Virginia Democrat Jay Rockefeller immediately indulged in the gourmet chocolates furnished by Indiana Republican Dick Lugar. “I started four days ago a 25-pound, crash Marine diet. Richard Lugar has given me 50,000 calories of all of my favorite chocolate,” Rockefeller said of the untimely temptation.

• Schumer was the beneficiary of hand-carved donkey and elephant figurines from Manchin.

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