Using the comments section below, vote for your favorite caption until 5 p.m. ET Thursday. Here are this week’s finalists:
Gotta get home before the playoffs start! Quick, our constituents are catching up! Last one out, turn off the lights! Last one on the Metroliner has to sit next to Joe Biden! Finally, on to something important. Hope I can get an iPhone 6.
The cartoon with the winning caption will appear on this blog on Sept. 28 and in the following print edition of Roll Call. The contest winner will receive a signed color print of his or her Capitol Quip cartoon from the cartoonist, R.J. Matson.
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