Always fantasized about taking the proverbial bull by the balls? The Montana State Society wants to help turn that dream into a reality via the 11th Annual Testy Fest.
The offalpalooza — scheduled to take place June 6 from 6 to 11 p.m. at the American Legion in Arlington, Va., (3445 N. Washington Blvd.) — promises the usual: all-you-can-eat gonads (One day, Taste of America , one day!), rivers of Canadian whisky and domestic suds, live music and the admiration of fellow Treasure Staters.
Advance tickets start at $25; the price is projected to rise to $30 for on-site sales. Chef Frank McGraw has once again been tasked with transforming sad sacks into snack fare.
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