ARLINGTON, Va. — After stringing a hotel ballroom full of supporters along for over four-and-a-half hours — and, himself, being kept in the dark about his professional future by nebulous return results — Sen. Mark Warner made an executive decision to call the still-undecided race in his favor.
“I think we know about close races in Virginia,” the battle-scarred incumbent — who fell 5 points short of knocking out his predecessor, now-retired five-term Sen. John W. Warner, back in 1996 — joked with guests just minutes before election night furiously ticked to a close.
The 11th hour appearance (literally) was weirdly scored. Who puts the Pitbull-Kesha collaboration “Timber” and Alabama’s “Dixieland Delight” on the same playlist? And the yawning victory party (one bored-to-tears photog played solitaire for two hours straight) transpired regardless of the fact that network news anchors continued reporting that things were too close to call in the contest between Warner and his Republican opponent, Ed Gillespie.
Even as the rest of the electoral map broadcast by CNN perilously flooded with red, ardent supporters attempted to keep their cool.
“Where is Scott Brown gonna run next? Vermont?” one guy joked to another about the lone Republican candidate to miss the massive wave that granted winning colleagues total control of Capitol Hill.
“George Allen … I don’t think he’s conceded yet,” quipped another, reflecting on the 2012 race weathered by now-Sen. Tim Kaine, D-Va., rather than focusing on the uncertainty of the current challenge.
“It’s stuffy in there,” one young man counseled a just-arriving friend, seemingly wanting to attribute the encroaching discomfort on overpopulation rather than mounting desperation.
After trailing all night in the polls, at least according to the televised projections, Warner et al. stormed onto the stage to declare that the Democrats had, just barely, prevailed.
“It’s like a Tim Kaine election tonight,” the self-effacing junior senator counseled the in-need-of-a-laugh crowd, adding, “It’s a battleground state: Buy your Maalox, folks.”
Then it was Warner’s turn to rally the troops, a task he set upon by touting his progressive principles and deal-making skills.
“I’ll work with anyone, Democrat, Republican, you name it, if you are gonna make sure we get our problems solved,” the seasoned coalition builder assured his base.
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