What’s your best name for these new Steph Curry Shuffleboard Lows? pic.twitter.com/wqDgKmpAxX— SB Nation (@SBNation) June 10, 2016
Golden State Warriors star Stephen Curry got full pressed Thursday by folks thoroughly unimpressed with the design of his new signature sneakers.
Photos of the Curry 2 “Low” Chef series riled up internet observers, most of whom clowned on the plain looking kicks.
Retired Rep. John D. Dingell tried to play sixth man.
I think @StephenCurry30's tennis shoes are pretty nice looking. pic.twitter.com/WhXEjNPKSN — John Dingell (@JohnDingell) June 10, 2016
But he was roundly rejected.
Easy does it
@JohnDingell would you prefer Velcro rather than laces? — Son of Baconator (@Andrew_M_C) June 10, 2016
You. Me. Orange Julius?
The total package
@JohnDingell I agree. They'll look great with my vintage nylon tracksuits from the 90's. — Katherine (@KatZissou) June 10, 2016
One fan did stick up for the nearly nonagenarian Michigan Democrat.
@JohnDingell bruh, this goes in the troll hall of fame. please tell me you were aware of this tweet's effect — trav (@yotravo) June 10, 2016
Play on, playas.