Republican presidential hopeful Jeb Bush has finally committed to the 2016 race.
Now this is pretty cool pic.twitter.com/6b9kjjqUN6— Jeb Bush (@JebBush) June 16, 2015
Which means he could have up to a year and half of standing around in front of random audiences and flapping his lips to do.
On Tuesday, Bush embraced the self-deprecating side of campaigning during a swing by “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon,” joining in on a sexually suggestive segment of “Slow Jamming the News.”
More power to you, sir, for the bilingual outreach and scoring some laughs.
But you do realize that you’ve added a number of compromising sound bites — namely “long and hard,” “whipping,” “ewwww,” and ‘Oh, yeeeaaaaah” — to the digerati’s toolbox.
Political gadfly Diran Lyons has already had his way with your announcement speech.
“If I’m elected president, I will be a self-serving a------. Just another member of the Bush club,” you spout in Lyons’ reconstructed stump speech.
Meanwhile, we’re intrigued by Fallon’s quip about Mr. Worldwide calling the shots in the Sunshine State.
Pitbull, are you ready to lead (something other than a conga line)?
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