Uber long-shot GOP candidate Fred Karger has released a new campaign video featuring scantily clad people playing Frisbee, doing cartwheels and sharing kisses.
"I'm Fred Karger," he says. "And one of four Republicans in our June 5 primary."
"Fred who?" Karger says. "I'm a moderate Republican. I have the best jobs plan. I'm pro-choice, support gay marriage and want us out of Afghanistan."
If you're from California and have never heard of the openly gay Californian, he promises you'll meet him soon when he knocks on your door just to say, "Hey!"
The clip ends with two men kissing on the beach.