Heard on the Hill

Getting to Know Marco Rubio

While mainstream media got all hot and bothered about Florida Republican Sen. Marco Rubio’s post-SOTU drinking habits (Poland Spring ought to flood his political action committee with loot), Internet denizens have much more burning questions about the rising GOP star.

(Auto-fill is a journalistic godsend.)


Google Rubio search


I smell a holy war.


Bing Rubio search


Now’s your chance to snap those all important "before" pics, Rogaine.


Yahoo! Rubio search


Height-ists are the worst.


Ask.com Rubio search


Confidence is medium that The Donald is all over this.

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