Iowa Republican Charles E. Grassley Friday created another blizzard of controversy by sharing a nebulous update on social media.
I'm at the Jefferson Iowa DairyQueen doing "you know what" !!!— ChuckGrassley (@ChuckGrassley) October 16, 2015
For those who don’t know, the six-term lawmaker adores Dairy Queen’s frozen treats ALMOST as much as he loathes the History Channel’s reality programming.
But, as Twitter is wont to do, Web crawlers quickly flipped the farmer-turned-lawmaker’s commercial plug into all manner of impropriety.
Some wondered if he was suddenly breaking bad.
.@ChuckGrassley dealing meth? — Simon Maloy (@SimonMaloy) October 16, 2015
Loyalists sought to connect the anecdotal dots.
Several recoiled in terror.
assume cows dead RT @ChuckGrassley: I'm at the Jefferson Iowa DairyQueen doing "you know what" !!!— Adam R. Maxwell (@maxwellarm) October 16, 2015
@ChuckGrassley This makes me uncomfortable— Danielle Russell (@likethe309) October 16, 2015
@ChuckGrassley chuck there are kids reading !! ! shame on you— Rick Gamer (@mellerad) October 16, 2015
@Thomg57 @ChuckGrassley ahhhhh, no, stop! — Tara Rowe (@politicgame) October 16, 2015
One went straight to potty humor.
@ChuckGrassley pooping? — Franklin Comes Alive (@FrankTweets) October 16, 2015
And, of course, there were those who demanded the provocative pol document every bit of the wildly speculative experience.
@ChuckGrassley Pics or it didn't happen. — Ryan Carroll (@RyanTCarroll) October 16, 2015
Keep up the good work, y’all.
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