In what can only be described as a case study in sarcasm, the Democratic press office has sent an email to everyone else wishing House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Va.) a happy, happy birthday.
"We are pleased to hear you [Cantor] are finally admitting your plan for the rest of the year is to do what you do best: play politics, put millionaires ahead of the middle class, and let the clock run out on the economy," those crazy Democratic press kids snark. "And as a special treat in your honor on this day, take next week off. Oh wait … you already are."
Then they attached a fun Someecard and included a clip of Speaker John Boehner singing the birthday song.
Oh, the Democratic press office, such a buncha stinkers.
From all of us at CQ Roll Call: Happy Birthday, Majority Leader Cantor!