Boundary Road is going to put an egg on Black Friday.
If you're looking for a watering hole on Thanksgiving night or a place to re-engage your taste buds the day after Turkey Day, the H Street bistro is opening up the bar at 7 p.m. on Thanksgiving and open for its Black Friday FRANKENLunch.
Along with booze, wine and beers on Thursday, some sort of sandwich-like endeavors will be available for purchase, just in case you didn't get enough turkey, dressing, yams, cranberries, green beans, etc., in the hours before. It won't be the regular late-night bar menu, staff says, but something of the moment.
Then on Friday, the full lunch menu is available, with the option of putting an egg on everything for one dollar. Make sense? Lunch, plus an egg, mixed up ... maybe. It does, though, remind us of the timeless Portlandia skit, "Put a Bird On It."