Im taking my annual one-column breather from the nations political storms to promote not-exactly-earthshaking ideas that have been bugging me and, maybe, you.
This year: golf on television, parking your car, simplifying voicemail and non-alcoholic beer (also wine).
Golf: Prior to last Sundays CBS coverage of the PGA Championship, I was prepared to plead with the television networks to please tell us golf enthusiasts one vital piece of information previously almost always denied us.
To quote my son-in-law, single-digit-handicapper James Morehead of Seattle, What every amateur golfer wants to know is how far the pros are hitting those drives.
Overall, TV golf coverage has become delightfully high-tech, with helicopter-produced diagrams of the holes, aerial shots from blimps, arrows showing the ridges and slopes on greens and, sometimes, the distance of putts.
But the networks maddeningly would not reveal how far Tiger Woods, Ernie Els, Padraig Harrington and the other guys and the LPGA women, too hit their drives.
Sure, occasionally an announcer would say, Wow, that one went 370 yards and very, very occasionally a graphic would show the distance of a drive.
But the usual pattern was such that, if you really wanted to know how far a drive went, youd have to sit with a hard-to-find hole-by-hole course chart and wait for a graphic showing the distance a player still had to go to get to the green.
Then, youd have to do some fast subtraction to figure out how far the first shot went.
Well, last Sunday CBS did what Id been yearning for years for the networks to do. For the leading, thrilling twosome of Tiger Woods and Y.E. Yang, a graphic went up after the drives on practically every hole showing the drive distance and the distance to the pin.
And not only that, occasionally CBS even gave us an aerial shot after tee shots with a yellow line electronically drawn across the fairway showing the 300-yard line, much as TV nowadays always shows the first-down line in football.
I hope everyone reading this column this far and sharing my driver envy will write to CBS Sports and thank it for taking this step.
But, I hope youll urge CBS to go further and make it routine in golf coverage to show the distance for every drive during every round of every tournament, along with the distance to the hole.
And, please, NBC, ABC, Golf Channel, ESPN and TNT, please follow CBS lead and let us know how far those drives went.
Phones: When you call someones cell phone and they dont answer, you always hear from a lady who says:
Your call is being transferred to an automatic voice messaging system.The number you dialed, XXX-XXX-XXXX, is not available. To page this person, press 5 now. At the tone, please record your message. When you are through recording, you may hang up. Or press 1 for further options.
Visitors get their first look at the American Veterans Disabled for Life Memorial, which opened to the public on Monday, Oct. 6, 2014. The new memorial is located off Independence Ave. SW between the Rayburn House Office Building and HHS. Buy photo here.