In keeping with this week's Weiner theme, the Montana State Society announced their seventh annual D.C. Testicle Festival on Thursday.
In what may be the greatest press release ever written, the festival organizers promise that for a measly $20 you will get "all the balls you can eat (and all the liquid courage you need)" and an "incredible T-Shirt." Schwag score! There will also be live country music provided by the Wil Gravatt Band.
The invite features several fake celebrity endorsements giving the Rocky Mountain oysters love.
“Eating Rocky Mountain Oysters is almost as fun as actually harvesting them," Sarah Palin didn't really say in a statement.
“I’m gonna let you finish," Kanye West didn't insist. "But this is going to be one of the best parties of all time. Of all time!”
“We don’t exist," SEAL Team 6 doesn't really say. "But if we did, this would be our kind of party.”
The Testy-Festy will be hosted at the Arlington American Legion from 6 p.m. until 10 p.m. Saturday, June 11.
Here's hoping the aptly named Montana Sen. Jon Tester (D) will make a cameo.
Former Sen. Scott Brown, R-Mass., candidate for U.S. Senate in New Hampshire, holds his hand over his heart during the singing of the national anthem as he waits to take the stage for his town hall campaign rally with Sen. John McCain at the Pinkerton Academy in Derry, N.H., on Monday, Aug. 18, 2014.