Senate staffers get together on weekends for flag football. This years league champion is the Fun Boy Football team.
It was a game worthy of a Super Bowl finish.
Down by 8 points with seconds to go in the championship game of the Senate Flag Football League, Fun Boy Football ran a Joan of Arc miracle play — first cousin to the Hail Mary — finding Helen Dwight in the end zone as time expired.
And the team didn’t even have to go for 2 points to tie it up. (To encourage women to participate, a touchdown scored by a female player is worth 9 points rather than 6 points.)
Final score: 29-28.
“Victorious,” was how Dwight, a health legislative assistant for Rep. Charles Bass (R-N.H.), described her clock-defying, game-winning touchdown for Fun Boy Football, an eclectic group of New Hampshire natives and staffers who defeated the Copper Kings, staffers for the Montana delegation.
The league is the brainchild of Hill staffer Patrick Day, who launched it three years ago. Then a staffer in the office of Sen. Jim Webb (D-Va.), Day and his colleagues were finishing up their softball season with no other sports prospects in sight.
They had heard of the Cannon flag football league, but colleges divided those teams up. They wanted to play by office. Finally, someone walked into Day’s office and said, “Are you going to put this league together or not?”
Day reached out to the other Senate softball coaches to see whether there was interest in putting a league together.
It got off to a bumpy start.
“When you have people who ask questions for a living, even a recreational sport ends up taking a lot of time,” Day said. But eventually 19 teams were out on the National Mall, playing each other in games that lasted for no longer than an hour.
The league is made up mostly of Senate office teams. Organizers try to keep it to the offices, the Senate Help Desk and a couple of outside organizations, including the Department of Housing and Urban Development.
It can get competitive. Standing on the sidelines, spectators are likely to hear some cursing, some dressing down of teammates and, of course, the obligatory complaining about the officials.
Not much different than the NFL. Or the Senate.
Day, now in the office of Sen. Jeanne Shaheen (D-N.H.), said part of his job as the commissioner is to keep track of who wins and who loses. But another part is making sure the league is competitive and friendly.
“We all work together at some point,” he said. “You don’t want to get into a fight with somebody who you are going to see at work the next day and do business with.”
Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., carries a musket on stage as he speaks during the American Conservative Union's Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) at National Harbor, Md., on Thursday March 6, 2014.