With Christmas just around the corner and the end of the this session hopefully (*fingers crossed*) in sight, Congressional mirth-makers are blanketing constituents and colleagues with quirky season’s greetings.
Somewhat-newlywed Rep. Loretta Sanchez (D-Calif.) has been spreading holiday cheer with the help of her photogenic feline, Gretzky, for almost a decade. But the passing of her beloved cat caused Sanchez to seek a new tack for this year’s annual holiday card. And we must say — it’s kind of dull.
Though Gretzky remains in the mix — he’s been digitally imposed onto the ornaments dangling from the family Christmas tree — the 2011 card features Sanchez and her husband, Jack Einwechter, bearing shiny gifts and friendly smiles. The digital pick-me-up was blasted out to about 500,000 dedicated emails, though Sanchez predicted her greeting could reach “600,000 to 700,000 when we’re all done.” Sanchez says well-wishers have already called about purchasing the fictional decorations.
Seasonal songwriter Rep. John Dingell (D-Mich.) went less warm and fuzzy in his annual “Dingell Jingle,” skewering the GOP in a parody of the Christmas classic “Winter Wonderland,” now dubbed “Washington is Stuck in Neverland.”
Across the Dome, Sen. Jon Tester (D-Mont.) shared a little taste of home, distributing sticks of beef jerky to his fellow Senators.
“Some Montanans consider jerky to be its own food group, so why not share it over the holidays and support a good Montana business in the process?” Tester said of his regionally inspired stocking stuffer.
It could have been worse: The Tester farm back in Montana grows organic lentils and peas.
Each year since 1990, CQ Roll Call has reviewed the financial disclosures of all 541 senators, representatives and delegates to determine the 50 richest members of Congress. This year's report, derived from forms covering the calendar year 2012, shows it took a net worth of $6.67 million to crack the exclusive club.