Look out, Stephen Colbert: Del. Eleanor Holmes Norton is plotting her revenge! The D.C. Democrat put out a request on Twitter last week asking her followers to send “funny ideas” about how to welcome the comedian to town for his “March to Keep Fear Alive” rally scheduled for Oct. 30 on the National Mall.
Norton, who famously sparred with Colbert in 2006 over D.C. voting rights on his segment “Better Know a District,” says she has gotten a lot of responses from Washingtonians. The suggestions have ranged from the angry, “stick it to him like he did us,” to the funny, “Welcome him with a big banner that says, ‘We Love You, Jon Stewart.’”
“It makes me know that D.C. will be out in force for a big collective Colbert payback on voting rights,” Norton tells HOH. “He’s had a lot of fun at our expense.”
Norton says she plans to attend the rally, although she won’t divulge how involved she will be.
Clooney Hits the Capitol
Attention ladies: George Clooney is coming to Washington!
The Academy Award-winning actor, also a political activist, will be on Capitol Hill today to meet with Sen. Dick Lugar. The “Up in the Air” star and the Indiana Republican will discuss the heavy topic of “efforts to prevent war and promote justice in Sudan,” according to Lugar’s office.
Clooney is representing his nonprofit group, Not On Our Watch, which works to protect the “vulnerable, marginalized and displaced.” No word on Clooney’s other plans while in town, aside from fending off throngs of female (and maybe a few male) staffers.
In Good Spirits
The health care reform debate was intense, but if you ask Rep. John Yarmuth, something was missing.
The Kentucky Democrat was inducted into the George Washington Spirits Society on Wednesday night during the Distilled Spirits Council’s annual gala at Mount Vernon. Yarmuth, who founded the Congressional Bourbon Caucus, says he tried (but failed) to get it involved with health care legislation negotiations.
His reasoning? “Whenever I feel bad, I drink,” he jokes.
Yarmuth chatted with HOH while sipping on a glass of Woodford Reserve and sharing the reasons he loves bourbon. (It’s the only indigenous spirit in America, it creates thousands of jobs and it’s delicious.)
Being inducted into the society at Mount Vernon was special, Yarmuth says, considering that President George Washington himself distilled rye whiskey on the grounds. Rye whiskey is a precursor to bourbon, which is sweeter. “We think it’s an improvement,” Yarmuth says, laughing.
Every Tuesday, HOH gets to know a Member of Congress better through a series of five fun questions. Today, we chat with Rep. Jason Chaffetz, the Utah Republican who was the placekicker for Brigham Young University.
Q: Who do you think will win the World Series?
A: House Republicans’ baseball team — things are that good at the moment.
Q: If you could have dinner with anyone tonight — aside from your family — who would you dine with?
A: Barack Obama. I would love to talk some sense into him.
Q: If you could live anywhere, not including your district, where would you live?
Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., carries a musket on stage as he speaks during the American Conservative Union's Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) at National Harbor, Md., on Thursday March 6, 2014.