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Heard on the Hill: America’s Own Great Wall?

Herman Cain, Republican presidential candidate and former CEO of Godfathers Pizza, has a plan for immigration.

I just got back from China, he said to a crowd of his supporters last week. Ever heard of the Great Wall of China? It looks pretty sturdy. And that sucker is real high. I think we can build one if we want to! We have put a man on the moon, we can build a fence!

Cain says his fence would be a hybrid between the Great Wall and an electrical technology pause for a Ren & Stimpy flashback but wait! Theres more.

It will be a 20-foot wall, barbed wire, electrified on the top, and on this side of the fence, Ill have that moat that President [Barack] Obama talked about. And I would put those alligators in that moat!

Wait one second, Mr. Cain! Have you met Rep. Joe Walsh?

The Illinois Republican told HOH a few weeks ago that he was inspired by the same Obama speech in which the president insinuated that anti-immigration Republicans wouldnt be happy even if the U.S. border was protected by a moat filled with alligators.

A moat with a bunch of alligators would be a much more serious development than anything this presidents done [on immigration], Walsh told HOH.

He is exploring legislation on how much it would cost the nation to drop alligators in a moat.

It could be a jobs project, an environmental project, an animals rights project, Walsh said.

Mr. Cain, HOH just found you a running mate!

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