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Heard on the Hill: White House Needs a New Party Planner

After spending four years as the planets most organized man, retired Rear Adm. Stephen Rochon is bidding adieu to his role as the White Houses chief usher.

His life as the White House head of household is no more, thanks to his new position in the Department of Homeland Security. For Rochon, a decorated Coast Guard officer, a life planning state dinners and Easter egg rolls will soon be a distant memory well, unless border control gets a little more fun and a lot less crucial for national security.

Rochons new gig isnt too shabby, though. He will serve as the principal executive for strategic integration at the U.S. Customs and Border Protection, but HOH thinks chief usher is a snazzier title. And, we think, probably has a lot better perks.

As for border control, Rochons experience at the White House has undoubtedly given him the ability to hold back the masses. After all, 200,000 people tried to score tickets to this years Easter egg roll, but there were only 30,000 lucky winners.

HOH looks forward to hearing how Rochon will class up the Department of Homeland Security who knows, maybe next season its soirees will be all the rage?

But before the other Usher starts singing Yeah! in celebration that hes now the chief, we at HOH await the announcement of the White Houses new master of ceremonies with bated breath.

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