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If Congress wants to shamelessly pander to the womens vote, it just might have figured out the best way to do it. A House committee is today addressing one of the most, er, pressing issues facing womankind: the inevitable long line for the ladies room.
The House Oversight and Government Reform Committee is tackling what it has, in bathroom-humor style, dubbed potty parity in federal buildings, holding a hearing on bipartisan legislation that would end the problem of insufficient restroom facilities for women in federal buildings.
Chairman Edolphus Towns (D-N.Y.), the bills sponsor, apparently wants to flush out the issues surrounding the scarcity of womens facilities.
And perhaps sensing that a Congressional hearing focusing on the tee-hee subject of the W.C. might get some attention, the committees staff came up with a hash tag for the topic to identify it in potential tweets: #pottyparity.
It was too good not to use, a spokesman tells us.
Witnesses will include noted restroom experts Reps. Yvette Clarke (D-N.Y.) and Steve Cohen (D-Tenn.), former D.C. Mayor Sharon Pratt and I.P. Daily (OK, so we just made that last one up).
Rachael Ray Is Cooking Up a New Cause
Food Network star and talk-show host Rachael Ray might know her way around a bottle of E.V.O.O. (thats a Ray catchphrase, for the uninitiated), but when it comes to lobbying, shes just a rookie.
The perky chef, who visited Capitol Hill with Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand (D-N.Y.), spent the day asking lawmakers to provide more funding for the fight against obesity.
And although Ray is a newbie, she certainly blended in among Washington types: She and Gillibrand sported nearly identical outfits conservative black suits accessorized with pearl necklaces.
Ray seemed impressed with her first glimpse at sausage-making. Its like Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, she gushed during a press conference with Gillibrand.
I feel like theyre actually listening.
To Run for Office, Ask: Whats in a Name?
Its time to play the Name Game, in which HOH submits a dream team roster of Congressional candidates who have names with which wed most like to write headlines.
So far, our highly subjective list includes Krystal Ball, the Democratic nominee looking to snag GOP Rep. Rob Wittmans Virginia seat; Taze Shepard, who is seeking the Democratic nomination in Alabamas 5th district (his name sounds like a soap opera character); Loren Hooker, a Democratic hopeful looking to unseat Sen. Ron Wyden (D-Ore.); Blake Curd, who wants to be the Republican nominee for South Dakotas at-large seat; and Idahos Raul Labrador, a GOP hopeful in the 1st district.
(Also, we can only hope that if Labrador makes his way to Congress and so does Republican Diane Black of Tennessee, the two will co-sponsor a Black-Labrador bill, which would be our second-favorite fantasy legislative duo, right behind Democratic Reps. John Dingell of Michigan and Marion Berry of Arkansas.)
And although he isnt running for Congress, HOH would be remiss if we didnt mention our current favorite candidate name: Young Boozer, whos running for Alabama state treasurer (though we think hed make a great rapper, too).