Heard on the Hill

The 5Kers of Capitol Hill: Running Mystery Solved!

HOH has finally discovered where all those would-be marathoners — you know, the weekend warriors who flood city streets in matching T-shirts and kitschy headgear — are always racing off to:

(Warren Rojas/CQ Roll Call)

(Warren Rojas/CQ Roll Call)

Turns out, everyone really wants to hang in some creepy, closet-looking space on the top floor of the Cannon Building. (We don’t get what all the fuss is about.)