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Rand Paul’s Flatizza Run Causes Near Riot

Never mind grandstanding in Iowa and New Hampshire.  

People in This Town absolutely lose their s--- when presumed presidential contenders — in this case, Sen. Rand Paul — step out for a bite to eat.  

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A simple visit by the Kentucky Republican to the home of the global leader in 11-inch sandwiches resulted in a barrage of emails bearing surreptitiously snapped photos and links to bizarro tweets that flooded the HOH inbox as if the second coming were upon us.  

 

   

To recap:  

   

He came.

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(CQ Roll Call Photo Illustration)

   

He sawed.

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(CQ Roll Call Photo Illustration)

   

He conquered.

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(CQ Roll Call Photo Illustration)

Watch your back, Jared Fogle. Because D.C. appears to have a new Subway celebrity in mind.