Using the comments section below, vote for your favorite caption until 5 p.m. ET Thursday.
Here are this week’s finalists:
- Let's focus on resolutions we can keep, like continuous partisan rancor and paralyzing dysfunction.
- You know, they're about to take this scaffolding for the Capitol Dome renovation project.
- At least our track record is better than WMATA's.
- I transferred from the Department of Roads Paved With Good Intentions.
- What? Return to regular order?? I forgot what that looks like!