CPAC Fashion Statements: Pictures Worth a Thousand Dropped Jaws

Ah, CPAC. Some people go for the politics. We go for the fashion.

Donald Trump (Bill Clark/CQ Roll Call)

Brush aside The Donald? Perish the thought!

Rand Paul (Chris Maddaloni/CQ Roll Call)

Dad Jeans from the Denim Rand Collection.

Sarah Palin (Douglas Graham/CQ Roll Call)

Are those clogs you're wearing, or did you step on a horseshoe crab?

Mia Love (Douglas Graham/CQ Roll Call)

Gene Simmons called. He wants his shoes back.

Callista Gingrich (Douglas Graham/CQ Roll Call

I tawt I taw a putty tat!

Michele Bachmann (Douglas Graham/CQ Roll Call)

Parachute pants. They're coming back.