The riff on the Fat Sean Connery "Diamonds are Forever" James Bond installment boasts vanilla custard, coconut icing doughnut from nearby Astro Doughnuts, strawberry jam and sprinkles.
Let's rewrite an immortal scene from a better Bond flick, shall we?
Bond: "Do you expect me to talk, Goldfinger?"
Goldfinger: "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to go into a food coma!"